Day tripping to Shiner because BEER! (Also trying to get away from SXSW).
My friend Thomas has many wonderful things to say on certain subjects.
Thomas on Drag: “If I were to be a drag queen, I would want my name to be Arianna Brotherhood.”
Thomas on a past hook-up: “…His dick was like a kielbasa. It was so big that the Russians would use it to club baby seals.”
Does anyone else wonder how on earth they fell in love with their ex?